whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
iphone 6 plus is also a ipad mini mini
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
I was making a picture for your relationship thing and this happened.
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face