Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
can i borrow your african american crayon?
this is a strong independent dog that dont need no man to walk him dog walks itself
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
19th July, 1976.
When I started, I just assumed I couldn’t be called Benedict Cumberbatch… but then, one day, I told someone in the business what I was really called and they said, “That’s great, that’s something you can use to stand out.”.
- *fight breaks out*
- me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!